Movies
TV Shows
Actors
John Thomson
Apr 02, 1969 (57 years old) in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Known For
Midsomer Murders
Death in Paradise
Top of the Pops
Nightborn
Silent Witness
Credits
2026 ·
Nightborn
as Jon's Father
2025 ·
Fackham Hall
as Bill
2025 ·
Secret Life of the Auction House
as Self - Narrator (voice)
2025 ·
Celebrity Puzzling
as Self - Panellist
2025 ·
Art Detectives
as William Titchfield
2025 ·
The People Before
as Knotweed Man
2024 ·
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
as Self - Narrator
2024 ·
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
as Self
2024 ·
The Gentlemen
as Frank
2024 ·
Captivated
as Geoff
2023 ·
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
as Self
2023 ·
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
as Self
2022 ·
Best Year Ever
as Self - Actor
2022 ·
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
as Plank
2022 ·
Celebrity Lingo
as Self - Contestant
2022 ·
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
as Self
2022 ·
Sister Boniface Mysteries
as Leonard Monk
2022 ·
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
as Self
2022 ·
Dodger
as Farmer Grundles
2021 ·
Last Train to Christmas
as Vic
2021 ·
The Weakest Link
as Self
2021 ·
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
as Self
2021 ·
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
as Narrator
2021 ·
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
as Self - Contestant
2020 ·
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
as Self
2020 ·
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
as Self
2020 ·
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
as Self/Various Characters
2020 ·
Dog Loves Books
as Dog (voice)
2020 ·
McDonald & Dodds
as Jimmy Daly
2019 ·
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
as Narrator
2019 ·
Brassic
as Colin Popov
2019 ·
7 Up & Me
as Self
2019 ·
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
as Himself
2019 ·
This Time with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley
2018 ·
The People's Vet
as Self - Narrator
2018 ·
Celebrity Catchphrase
as Self
2018 ·
Shane the Chef
as
2017 ·
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
as
2017 ·
Richard Osman's House of Games
as Self - Contestant
2017 ·
Dying Laughing
as Self
2016 ·
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
as Self - Presenter
2016 ·
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
as Self
2016 ·
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
as Kevin Ruddock
2016 ·
Grimsby
as Bob Tolliver
2016 ·
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
as Self - Narrator
2016 ·
Billionaire Boy
as Len
2015 ·
Fungus The Bogeyman
as
2014 ·
Northern Soul
as Terry
2014 ·
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
as Self
2013 ·
The Power of Darts
as Narrator (voice)
2013 ·
Help Point
as Stephen
2013 ·
Through the Keyhole
as Self
2013 ·
Through the Keyhole
as Self - Panelist
2013 ·
Dementamania
as
2013 ·
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
as Self - Contestant
2013 ·
Strange Hill High
as Various (voice)
2013 ·
The Job Lot
as Kevin
2013 ·
Catchphrase
as
2013 ·
Plebs
as Mr. Adolphus
2013 ·
The Mimic
as Nigel Lord
2013 ·
Pulp
as Dave Burns
2013 ·
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
as Self - Narrator
2013 ·
Father Brown
as John Banks
2012 ·
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012 ·
BBC Comedy Feeds
as Steve
2012 ·
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
as Himself
2011 ·
The Chase: Celebrity Special
as Self
2011 ·
Death in Paradise
as DCI Chris Ricketts
2011 ·
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
as Self - Participant
2011 ·
Sooty
as The Boss
2011 ·
The Jonathan Ross Show
as Self
2011 ·
The Lock Up
as Narrator
2010 ·
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
as Self
2010 ·
The Road to Coronation Street
as Harry Kershaw
2009 ·
Heads or Tails
as Self - Contestant
2009 ·
Big Top
as Geoff
2009 ·
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009 ·
Angela and Friends
as
2008 ·
Inkheart
as Darius
2008 ·
Celebrity Juice
as Self
2008 ·
All Star Mr & Mrs
as
2008 ·
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
as Self
2007 ·
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007 ·
Kingdom
as Nigel Pearson
2007 ·
Mobile
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007 ·
Engineering the World Rally
as Himself - Narrator
2007 ·
Skins
as Sam Brooks
2006 ·
Ghosthunting With...
as
2006 ·
New Street Law
as Charlie Darling
2006 ·
Waterloo Road
as Nelson Smith
2006 ·
Waterloo Road
as Nelson Taylor
2006 ·
The Dealer
as Bat
2005 ·
The F Word
as
2005 ·
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005 ·
8 Out of 10 Cats
as Self
2005 ·
Monkey Trousers
as
2004 ·
Blackpool
as
2004 ·
Fat Slags
as Foreman
2003 ·
Celebrity Mastermind
as
2003 ·
Celebrity Mastermind
as Self - Contestant
2003 ·
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
as Interviewee – Actor
2003 ·
The Terry and Gaby Show
as
2003 ·
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
as
2002 ·
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
as Self
2002 ·
24 Hour Party People
as Charles
2002 ·
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
as Self
2001 ·
Station Jim
as Harold
2001 ·
Dog Eat Dog
as Football Coach
2001 ·
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
as Sir Donald Tyburn
2001 ·
Murder in Mind
as Alan Squires
2001 ·
Bill and Ben
as Bill (voice)
2000 ·
Born Romantic
as First Cab Driver
2000 ·
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
as
1999 ·
The Flint Street Nativity
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999 ·
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
as Self
1999 ·
It's Only TV But I Like It
as Self
1998 ·
You Are Here
as Peter Keggy
1998 ·
The Fast Show Live
as
1998 ·
Ted & Ralph
as Vicar
1998 ·
Cold Feet
as Pete Gifford
1998 ·
Up 'n' Under
as Stan
1998 ·
Roger Roger
as Barry
1997 ·
The Man Who Knew Too Little
as Dimitri
1997 ·
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
as Mr. Loughborough
1997 ·
Midsomer Murders
as Cooper Steinem
1996 ·
Pond Life
as
1996 ·
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
as Self - Panellist
1996 ·
Roger Roger
as Barry
1996 ·
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
as
1996 ·
Saturday Live
as Cabbie
1996 ·
Silent Witness
as DI Warren Bull
1995 ·
Coogan's Run
as Fat Bob
1995 ·
Crapston Villas
as
1995 ·
The World of Lee Evans
as Customer
1995 ·
Dangerous Lady
as Lee Ryan
1995 ·
Fist of Fun
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995 ·
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
as Nathan
1994 ·
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
as Fat Bob
1994 ·
Ready, Steady, Cook
as Self - Guest
1994 ·
The Fast Show
as Various Characters
1994 ·
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994 ·
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley
1994 ·
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
as Simon Joke
1994 ·
Pie in the Sky
as Andrew Vernon
1994 ·
The Day Today
as Treasurer
1994 ·
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
as Bernard Right On/Various
1993 ·
Paul Calf's Video Diary
as Fat Bob
1993 ·
Shooting Stars
as Self
1993 ·
Harry
as Royo
1992 ·
The Dead Good Show
as Various
1992 ·
The Weekenders
as Policeman 1
1992 ·
Blue Heaven
as Waiter 2
1992 ·
Men Behaving Badly
as Ken
1991 ·
Murder Most Horrid
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991 ·
Paul Merton: The Series
as
1991 ·
Soldier Soldier
as Sgt Dunn
1990 ·
The Word
as
1988 ·
This Morning
as Self
1964 ·
Top of the Pops
as Self - Host
2026 ·
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain
2026 ·
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
as Bernard Righton
