Movies
TV Shows
Actors
John Kassir
Oct 24, 1957 (68 years old) in Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Known For
NCIS
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
Bones
Credits
2026 ·
The Barn Part III
as
2025 ·
If It Bleeds
as Chip
2024 ·
Rockbottom
as Rodney
2022 ·
Minions & More Volume 1
as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
2022 ·
Post Modern Minion
as Waiter (voice)
2022 ·
Bugs Bunny Builders
as Pete Puma (voice)
2022 ·
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
as Additional Voices (voice)
2022 ·
Hellblazers
as Rick
2021 ·
Sing 2
as Additional Voices (voice)
2021 ·
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
as Vahdrak (voice)
2021 ·
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
as Guard (voice)
2021 ·
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
as Merchant (voice)
2021 ·
Flora & Ulysses
as Ulysses (voice)
2020 ·
Butter
as Billy
2019 ·
The Springfield Three
as Narrator
2019 ·
The Secret Life of Pets 2
as Additional Voices (voice)
2019 ·
The Dog Days of Winter
as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
2018 ·
The Grinch
as Additional Voices (voice)
2017 ·
Merry & Scary
as Dagobert Duck (voice)
2017 ·
The Emoji Movie
as Additional Voices (voice)
2017 ·
And Then There Was Eve
as G. Alexander
2017 ·
Despicable Me 3
as Additional Voice (voice)
2016 ·
12 Deadly Days
as Niko
2016 ·
Pete's Dragon
as Elliot the Dragon (voice)
2016 ·
The Secret Life of Pets
as Additional Voices (voice)
2016 ·
To Tell the Truth
as Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
2016 ·
Smothered
as John Kassir
2015 ·
New Looney Tunes
as Pete Puma (voice)
2015 ·
New Looney Tunes
as Native American (voice)
2015 ·
New Looney Tunes
as Pete Puma / Claude (voice)
2015 ·
New Looney Tunes
as John / Janitor (voice)
2015 ·
Minions
as Additional Voices (voice)
2014 ·
Breadwinners
as Big Dumb Monster (voice)
2014 ·
Breadwinners
as Toilet Monster (voice)
2013 ·
Rick and Morty
as Blim Blam (voice)
2013 ·
The Smurfs 2
as Crazy Smurf (voice)
2013 ·
Mickey Mouse
as Scrooge McDuck (voice)
2013 ·
Monsters University
as Additional Voices (voice)
2013 ·
Jack the Giant Slayer
as General Fallon's Small Head
2012 ·
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve
as The Cryptkeeper (voice)
2012 ·
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
as Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
2012 ·
A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise
as Marco (voice)
2011 ·
Halloween Wars
as Self - Guest Judge
2011 ·
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
as Sai So (voice)
2011 ·
The Smurfs
as Crazy Smurf (Voice)
2011 ·
The Looney Tunes Show
as Pete Puma (voice)
2011 ·
Monster Mutt
as
2010 ·
DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse
as The Joker
2010 ·
Hot in Cleveland
as The Pope
2010 ·
Nothing Special
as Marty
2009 ·
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
as Additional Voices (voice)
2009 ·
Dugly Uckling's Treasure Quest
as Dugly Uckling/Kung Pao Bunny
2009 ·
Race to Witch Mountain
as Chuck
2009 ·
Castle
as Mr. Dreyfus
2008 ·
Random! Cartoons
as Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
2008 ·
Random! Cartoons
as Ice King / Fire Element (voice)
2008 ·
Random! Cartoons
as Dugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice)
2008 ·
Channels
as Walter
2007 ·
Adventure Time
as Ice King (voice)
2006 ·
Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales
as Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
2006 ·
American Scary
as Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'
2006 ·
Casper's Scare School
as P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
2006 ·
The Wild
as Additional Voice (voice)
2006 ·
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
as Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
2005 ·
Ben 10
as Zombozo (voice)
2005 ·
Bones
as Lawrence Melvoy
2005 ·
Danger Rangers
as Fallbot (voice)
2005 ·
Avatar: The Last Airbender
as Chey (voice)
2005 ·
Dr. Rage
as Moe Moebius
2004 ·
Soccer Dog 2: European Cup
as Quint
2004 ·
Rocket Power: The Big Day
as Ray Rocket (voice)
2003 ·
Joan of Arcadia
as Mime God
2003 ·
The Handler
as
2003 ·
NCIS
as Perry Swan
2003 ·
George of the Jungle 2
as Rocky / Armando (voice)
2003 ·
Far From Home
as Winston (voice)
2002 ·
CSI: Miami
as Farley Wheeler
2002 ·
Ritual
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
2002 ·
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
as Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
2002 ·
Kim Possible
as Additional Voices (voice)
2002 ·
Totally Spies!
as
2002 ·
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand
as Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
2002 ·
The Flintstones: On the Rocks
as Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
2001 ·
Philly
as
2001 ·
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
as Lord Moldybutt
2001 ·
Samurai Jack
as Scissorsmith (voice)
2001 ·
Summer of Camp Caprice
as Winston (voice)
2001 ·
The Job
as
2001 ·
Grounded for Life
as Musgrove
2000 ·
As Told by Ginger
as Winston (voice)
2000 ·
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
as Hotel Guest
2000 ·
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
as Marl (voice)
2000 ·
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
as Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice)
2000 ·
The Three Stooges
as Shemp Howard
1999 ·
The Amanda Show
as Carl Klutz
1999 ·
The Brothers Flub
as (voice)
1999 ·
Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
1999 ·
Rocket Power
as Ray Rocket (voice)
1998 ·
Charmed
as Alchemist
1998 ·
The Wild Thornberrys
as El Gordita (voice)
1998 ·
Hercules
as Charon (voice)
1998 ·
Hercules
as River Styx Ferryman (voice)
1998 ·
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
as Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
1998 ·
Jelly's Day
as Hargus
1998 ·
Love Boat: The Next Wave
as Dmitri Shishtokovich
1998 ·
CatDog
as
1998 ·
CatDog
as Mervis (voice)
1998 ·
An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island
as Scuttlebutt (voice)
1997 ·
Justice League of America
as Ray Palmer / The Atom
1997 ·
Team Knight Rider
as Plato
1997 ·
The Visitor
as
1997 ·
Cow and Chicken
as
1997 ·
Johnny Bravo
as
1996 ·
Early Edition
as Jersy Carpathian
1996 ·
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House
as Cryptkeeper (voice)
1996 ·
Malcolm & Eddie
as
1996 ·
Bordello of Blood
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
1996 ·
Spy Hard
as Rancor Guard at Intercom
1996 ·
Dexter's Laboratory
as Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
1996 ·
Encino Woman
as Jean Michel
1996 ·
Boston Common
as Frankie
1995 ·
Monster Mash: The Movie
as Igor
1995 ·
CyberTracker 2
as Tripwire
1995 ·
Dumb and Dumber
as Thug (voice)
1995 ·
Dumb and Dumber
as Vinnie / Tribesman (voice)
1995 ·
Dumb and Dumber
as Critic / Art Type (voice)
1995 ·
The Single Guy
as Maitre 'D
1995 ·
Brotherly Love
as Cryptkeeper
1995 ·
Earthworm Jim
as Snott / Henchrat (voice)
1995 ·
Pocahontas
as Meeko (voice)
1995 ·
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon
as Herman (voice)
1995 ·
Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery
as Buster Bunny (voice)
1995 ·
Casper
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
1995 ·
Sliders
as Arnold Potts
1995 ·
Star Trek: Voyager
as Gar
1995 ·
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
1994 ·
Friends
as Stanley
1994 ·
Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights
as Haman (voice)
1994 ·
Tiny Toon Spring Break
as Buster Bunny (voice)
1994 ·
Duckman
as
1993 ·
Problem Child
as (voice)
1993 ·
Rocko's Modern Life
as
1993 ·
Sonic the Hedgehog
as
1993 ·
Tales from the Cryptkeeper
as Cryptkeeper (voice)
1993 ·
Animaniacs
as Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
1993 ·
Bonkers
as
1992 ·
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
as Photographer
1992 ·
The Little Mermaid
as Rats (voice)
1992 ·
Eek! The Cat
as Mittens (voice)
1990 ·
Dream On
as Chuck
1989 ·
The Simpsons
as Possum (voice)
1989 ·
The Simpsons
as Donkey (voice)
1989 ·
The Simpsons
as Various Animals (voice)
1989 ·
FM
as Don Tupsouni
1989 ·
Tales from the Crypt
as Larry
1989 ·
Tales from the Crypt
as Narrator (voice)
1989 ·
Tales from the Crypt
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
1987 ·
Tour of Duty
as Lenny Pilchowski
1987 ·
Showtime at the Apollo
as
1985 ·
Moonlighting
as Police Detective
1984 ·
1st & Ten
as Zagreb Shkenusky
1983 ·
No York City
as
1979 ·
The Facts of Life
as
2026 ·
Hidden Dragon
as The Fortune Teller (voice)
2026 ·
Boneheads
as Bone
